The title of this post isn't a sexy euphemism for anything; I really did spend the weekend polishing some door hinges. I've had them on my kitchen counter for several months and the doors stacked in the laundry room all awaiting motivation. When you live alone you really see how unnecessary doors are so it was no big loss. When you live alone you also see how unnecessary cleaning your toilet is too, but that's a different story. [ . . . ]